greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

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quick breeze over my assignments for one of my subjects coming up and they all look in equal parts annoying, hard and fucking boring.

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

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facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

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